Kyle Berg

I was speaking with Maria this afternoon in the kitchen on the 6th floor and came across a substitution for thinking when it comes to international politics. Simply follow this undemanding formula: If Bush <= bad, then Clinton >= good. Very straightforward, no?

It seems like everyone here sees George W. Bush as an instigator that started rattling the sabers of war on January 20, 2001. They can’t understand how he can send soldiers to their death and kill tens of thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians. The corollary is that Bill Clinton was an excellent president that didn’t hurt anyone and led the U.S. and the world through a period of peace. He may have had a problem with women, but what man doesn’t?

I can’t believe how popular ole Bill is here! For example, someone might finish rebuking Bush and then say their favorite president was, what was his name? He was president in the 90s? Yes! Clinton. I need to go rewatch Bill’s interview with Chris Wallace.